🦕 courtney 🦖

idonthavevans:

werenotreallystrangers:

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iwantajaneaustenlife:

we got into our airbnb last night and saw this photo in the kitchen cubby

went to sit outside for awhile and the man himself arrived to greet us

he was hands down the best host I’ve ever met

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weepingandgnashingofteeth:

onion matryoshka

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letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

omg I love what you’ve done with your gender

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vodka-aunt-m:

acomedytothosewhothink:

cerayanay:

vanquishedvaliant:

guerrillatech:

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

“Well I think she’s a real classy lady.”

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giftedclairvoyance:

In honor of pride month, pride snails my sister found on Facebook. Artist is AsterCrow

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exeggcute:

exeggcute:

what I wouldn’t give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you’re in grade school and you’re like okay I’m gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour

seeing people in the notes who are like “it’s a good thing I can still eat whatever I want 😇” and they’re like, 19… I was you once. and in a couple years you might start to suspect that your favorite fast food joint is giving you mild food poisoning every time you eat there. they’re not. it’s the milkshakes. go buy some lactase pills.

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sheherlocked-deactivated2022083:

sheherlocked-deactivated2022083:

“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That’s why more libraries shut every year

If this post persuades even one person to get a free library account and use it, my time on this hellsite will not have been spent in vain

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radioheadgf:

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